Broke Means Broke!

November 1, 2007 Jasmine

I got this in my email this a.m.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I
could take a couple of minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got
any money! I’m BROKE!” and she proceeded
to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed wide open.

“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
manure onto her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I
hope you’ve got a good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this
morning.”

“What part of broke do you not understand!”

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Entry Filed under: humor

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ZSUZSANNA  |  November 2, 2007 at 11:42 pm

    That is just too funny!

  • 2. Christine  |  November 5, 2007 at 6:45 am

    That was really funny! Thanks for making me laugh!


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